Life after graduation
Juni 4th, 2018 by nftrw

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When higher learning institutions were factory elite. At some point, they become a reason not to go into the army and another five years to hang on the neck of the nurse. In any case, the University permanently changes a person’s life and throws it in unexpected directions. So some things can be understood only years after graduation. We remember 10 of the most striking examples from this list.

Here you learned nothing

Years later after obtaining the diploma, you clearly understand that you nicherta not taught anything useful. Five years time — just in the dust. When baptized Rus? Which algorithm is this (well, whatever it is)? How to file a tax return (Kamon, you studied to be an economist)? Sometimes even feel like you just got out of school, spent five years in revelry and sexual excesses, and all that you know, he reached, through self-education.

You taught so many things, sometimes sickening

And at the same time, your head is full of an incredible amount of information that POPs up here and there for no reason, and needs. Suddenly you remember such details from a University course that becomes sick. Trying to find the keys and remembering where you went with them, you suddenly realize exactly remember the name of the Nazi who saved lives of Chinese during the Nanjing massacre. Why now, what’s the use of this knowledge?

Friends left from high school — the best and closest

In high school, you chose friends not that chained them to the one working the galley and not because you live in the same yard. Here you found companions by common tastes, attitudes and intellectual level. Definitely, with them you better just. Moreover, you have a million stories about the joint study and fun.

You have no idea who really are your former classmates

Met with old classmates years later, you realize that do not have a clue about who they are and who they were. Half of names of classmates will be forgotten a year after graduation. The people you thought were boring nerds are good guys, once a sidekick — the grim swindlers, and the rest, it seems, or dementia, or schizophrenia.

Your favorite teacher, who liked you for expressive flow — an ordinary freak

At some point comes the realization that Karl Ivanovich, in the pair which you went in the cinema to sprawl and stock up on fun new stories — actually, a hell of a freak. Or a drunk, or a psychopath who doesn’t know where it is. Or all at once. This explains his expressive presentation of the material and sophisticated rhetoric.

Sex, drugs and rock and roll were not all just

One of the side functions of higher education — to give a platform for revelry and fun , to the output of adulthood, young body are a little tired of entertainment and sanity. But do it without frills does not work. After release among the total flow will be the dealer or just serious criminal element, and the hot babe is sure to be the mother of five children each from different fathers. Sometimes it will feel like you spent five years in the ghetto, not at the prestigious faculty.

You still dreaming the same nightmare

It’s ridiculous and stupid, but in your dreams University will always leave the same recurring nightmare. The alarm didn’t rang, you’re late for the exam, which is not ready, and if not pass it, then you will deduct. You’re doomed. Those who passed the graduate school, see such dreams in quite infernal and painful.

What are you working on a specialty, most think by some miracle

However, this is only for the Humanities. Working as a designer after studying design? Write articles, after studying to be a journalist? Became a successful child psychologist and received a diploma in the relevant faculty? Among teachers and former classmates on you will compose legends. You can be the last fire of hope for those who works as a security guard in a supermarket, after studying philosophy.

The teacher — not such tyrants, and furies.

Just have beastly life

Now you know what, actually, the bestial life of teachers and how terrible it once was because of you. Their lot is miserable salaries and work, half of which is an attempt to explain something to monkeys in a cage, and another half of the paper exhausting routine. Inadequate or tyrannical behavior of teachers is simply an attempt to keep the illusion of control over the chaos and drive a brutal melancholy.

The University has taught you „wrong things“, and they do more good than real knowledge

Howard marks himself

One of the largest drug barons of the 1970s, Howard marks , in his autobiography told a very good thing. He studied at the faculty of philosophy, wrote a thesis and left her for a more profitable business — the supply of hashish from Holland. Years later he learned that graduate school taught him everything that made him a successful drug Lord. We are talking about the ability to givebribes, to lie as a spirit, looking for the Snitch at first sight and understand when you hang noodles on the ears. You’re not Howard marks, but at uni too, probably learned bad things — and that they help you in life much more than a pair of history or astrophysics.

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